Thursday, March 04, 2004

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and
asks his name.

The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger,
his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some

The frog says, "Sure. I have
this," and produces a tiny porcelain
elephant. It's about an inch tall,
bright pink, and perfectly

Very confused, Patty explains that
she'll have to consult with
the bank manager and disappears into a back

She finds the manager and tells him,
"There's a frog called
Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you
and wants to borrow
$30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She
holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is

The bank manager looks back at her and
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack.
Give the frog a loan. His old
man's a Rolling Stone."
(You're singing it, aren't you)

Legal Disclaimer
I am not responsible for any loss of friends resulting from the use of this, er, joke. Any complaints should be directed exclusively towards Mark Corrigan, Linlithgow, Scotland, who incidentally is studying law and thus should really be aware of the fine line this story treads between humour and human rights infringement...

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