Tuesday, November 30, 2004

If you've watched 'The Corporation' recently this may interest you. Also while i'm on the subject of fatcats, check out exxon's funding for 'scientific' non-profit organisations. Especially good is the CO2 and climate website which claims that global warming is beneficial to human health, and also the CO2 science center just for giggles. I guess they're all a bit more interesting if you're composing a dissertation on the subject of climate change. Still, if you've nothing to do for five minutes...

Sunday, November 21, 2004

to Loch Sloy

a snippet from today's work/study trip to loch sloy dam, just off the road up Loch Lomond.

OK Dougie has just been round, and I feel I should pass on some of his choice web cuts:

Firstly, a cool Yorkesque video from bizarre hiphop tripped out funky warp signed band Subtle. probably requires broadband.

Secondly, a nice experiment/performance in flash.

I'm going to add a link to Livesciences, as, despite being in direct competition with dBass (or because of it), they're darn cool.

Sunday, November 14, 2004

c h r o m a s i a / 13 November, 2004 / tide down #3

Annoyingly, David over at Chromasia has been putting up a series of mind-numbingly brilliant pictures of the end of St. Annes pier - something that probably means little to most people but a lot to those of us from St. Annes. I'm most angered that I've never taken the time out to photograph my own home area. Maybe down to the assunmption that there is nothing of interest there - visitors to a place will always find it much more inspiring than those who have lived there a long time I find. He is making me see with new eyes, as it were.

Friday, November 12, 2004

I had rested my hopes of a more than disapointing november second on the fact that it could never, and would never, happen in good 'ol blightly.

UK music hall of fame results:

(The stones won the 60s and Queen the 70s. Five founding members were already included: Elvis; The Beatles; Madonna; Bob Marley and U2.)

50s nominees: Billie Holiday; Chuck Berry; Ella Fitzgerald; Johnny Cash; Louis Armstrong; Buddy Holly; Cliff Richard; Frank Sinatra; Little Richard; Miles Davis

50s winner: Ciff Richard

I'm sorry, what?!!

80s nominees: Bruce Springsteen; George Michael; Joy Division; Prince; REM; Beastie Boys; Guns n Roses; Michael Jackson; Public Enemy; The Smiths.

80s winner: Michael Jackson

Now in his day he was 'bad' but was he seriously the best out of that bunch. Nevermind, here's where it gets real scary...

90s nominees: Blur; Missy Elliot; Oasis; Radiohead; Robbie Williams; Dr Dre; Nirvana; Prodigy; Red Hot Chili Peppers; Spice Girls.

90s winner: Robbie Williams

Speechless...

Prediction for next UK general election:

Winner: Mr T Blier.


Tuesday, November 09, 2004

Greetings and Salutations! (What the hell does salutations mean, is it really necessary when you've already greeted someone. When you're in Scotland does to greet someone mean something else entirely, I'm thinking of the way that most Scottish football supporters spend their lifetimes, head in hands, blaming the manager and 'greeting' on each others person. I digress.)

Your kind host of theSlog has invited me to join as an associate blogger and as such i feel honoured to write here all that befits a blog such as theSlog. Some of my postings will follow much in the vain of previous posts, ie. pointing you to wonderful imagery and design sites on the thing they call the information superhighway, but perhaps with a slightly different flavour, and also to write to you with everyday curiosities of mine and with which i shall make my first entry...

I feel compelled to tell you of a new realm in the land of automated processes, now this might not seem too interesting at first but please, bare with me, it is a tale of the utmost importance in this world of technological advancements...

It was not a short week ago when i had the pleasure of indulging in some digital cable television watching. I was enjoying such fantastic programs as Frasier and Cheers, chortling along, cup of tea in hand and with a blanket spread over me in my favourite of lifes positions, lieing down on the sofa. What a wonderful way to spend an afternoon I thought during one of the intermissions when i was rudely awakened to the shortcomings of a world where electronic goods seem to be developing human frailities. The screen went blank only to be followed by a message in a 'soft' lucida sans type font and sky blue background telling me that my 'NTL box is having issues' and that they (who exactly 'they' are is as much your guess as mine) 'apologise for any inconvenience concerned'. Shortly after the 'issues' had been resolved and no more than a minute later i was happily watching perfectly crisp and clear television before i had even chance to get out of my seat, twiddle any knobs or even hit the thing. Now I'm flustered, what kind of issues could an electronic box be having and how did it resolve them?! Not only that but i was completely thrown by the softly softly approach it seemed to employ to tell me of its troubles, a human trait i'm sure, wrapping up a problem with a sugar coating, or in this case, sky blue screen and a 'soft' font. Now I'm not the biggest fan of Microsoft but at least when your computer has a problem it has no pretense of trying to break the news to you in a nice way, it simply dazzles you with a royal blue screen, an archaic dos type font and a string of unfathomable characters, without any hint of an apology. That's how the world works, humans squirm and hide behind issues, eventually resolving them in a longwinded manner and electronic equipment has in your face errors that can more often than not only be resolved by pulling the plug out of the wall. Not any more my friends...

Now this story may have worried you slightly, I admit it is not something that should send you running for cover, but perhaps to think a little about a world where electronic goods become more human. That was where i was until yesterday, when a second event occured that has given me cause for a greater state of alarm...

I was going about my everyday business (albeit one i don't do too often) and trying to borrow some books from the library. Now many of you will know that in our library at Glasgow University there is no longer any need to queue in the tpically British fashion for half a day to take out a book at the lending desk because we have these wonderful shiny self-service lending machines. Throw your card on top of it, locate the barcode in the book (OK, this bit is sometimes harder than you'd think but anyway), scan and walk away with a receipt in hand telling you when to take the books back, fantastic. I've descended the stairs to Level 2 where the queue at the lending desk is huge but spy an unoccupied self-lending machine, you dancer. I throw my card down on top and start trying to locate the barcode in the first book i wish to take out (which takes longer than you would assume a person of university level intelligence should take), i look up and to my horror there is a sky blue screen and 'soft' font message staring back at me. I nearly drop the pile of books I'm holding, my wonderful shiny self-service lending machine is 'Having issues' with my library card. Warning bells, no, they are louder than bells, warning sirens, claxtons and someone shouting 'oowoooogaaa' bounce around inside my head. I'm waiting for it to suddenly resolve these issues, send me into a cold sweat and make me start running. Thankfully it did not, it simply told me to go and stand in that queue and to get a human to deal with my library card issues which i duely did. Apparently these issues were simply unpaid fines and i coughed up the money reluctantly and got my books.

These are certainly worrying times, alas the library incident did not unfold into a more troubling event where the machine resolved its own issues, but it was close. Now I'm not saying that self-fixing is necessarily a bad thing, but for a machine to have issues in the first place and then to be able to resolve them without any human input is to me a cause of alarm. I hope not to have to write of any more incidents where machines are having issues, but please, i urge you to write in if you come across any incidents of the same nature. It is only by close monitoring of this situation that we can stop it from worsening. The beauty of electronic goods is that they are predictable, or at least, like in the case of microsoft programs, annoyingly useless and prone to failure, they do not and should not behave like humans, if they do we're all screwed.

Yours worryingly,
gaz

Thursday, November 04, 2004

My goodness. A photoblogger from, seemingly, Blackpool. And a bloody good one at that. He's certainly found a beautiful side of Blackppol that has often eluded me. Enjoy.

www.chromasia.com

Monday, November 01, 2004

Its things like this that make me love the MIT media lab.